Internet And Football And Heartbreak, Oh My

Football season is in full swing, and with that comes the joys and sorrows of fantasy football. Last week, I remembered right before game time that I needed to trade some players on my team. I tore open my laptop and clicked madly away at the keyboard only to be left staring with crazed eyes at the painfully slow-loading page.

I didn't get to change my players before the showdown began, and my benched player scored three times as many points as the one I had in. This led to my team's tragic downfall. Even worse, it was the week I went head to head with my fantasy football arch nemesis. In that painfully regretful moment of my life, I'll never forget my final thought. I NEED faster internet!